I’ve been searching for a valid excuse to stare at boobs for just about my entire life — finally a reason has appeared. According to a German study involving 500 men (seriously Germany, you could have asked me to volunteer. It would have been a better study with 501 men) actually receive a health benefit to staring at voluptuous hooters (I’m paraphrasing) From the source:
Guys, listen up. A study says it is actually healthy to stare at a woman’s breasts.
Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.
The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.
Well duh. I would have told you that that outright; no study needed. I for one, as a cancer survivor with irregular heart rhythms, am going to be taking this new medical break through very seriously. I’m going to be sure to set aside at least ten minutes a day for boobie gazing. Ladies of the world, I’d appreciate it if you made this easier for us men. If you won’t do for yourselves… think of your man’s health!
I love science.
