I’m Not Artsy Enough to ‘Get On Yer Bike!’

Updated: You can also read my thoughts about the Kevin Max album this single is featured on, Cotes D’Armor.

I like to think of myself as a consumer of unusual media — often the more off the beaten path a particular song or movie is, as long as it retains a tether to reality and isn’t completely nonsensical, the more I enjoy it. Kevin Max’s new single Get On Yer Bike left me wondering if there is such a thing as being to eccentric?

Musically, the song is one of the better singles from Max. It’s very reminiscent of the musical flavor found in The Impostor, which is one of the best albums released in the past 10 years. However when I tuned into the lyrics, it took me to his rain slicked precipice of eclecticism and left me there.

I don’t know if I’m getting older and more level-headed, or if Max is getting ‘artsier’, but with lyrics like “sad as cancer on a cracker / but your as bold as a panther” I don’t mind telling you that I’m starting to just not get it. I would like to know what that means. It sounds important.

I’ve been a Kevin Max fan since the beginning, so it makes me sad to say it, but this song comes across as trying to be art for its own sake. And if there is a lesson we can learn from Oscar Wilde, it would be that art for its own sake is quite useless. This has made me think that from now on, maybe I need to start listening to his new music before clicking purchase button. And that’s too bad.

The single also includes the third incarnation of Max’s You’re Beautiful Mind. This time outfitted with recursive electronic drum percussion along side some synthesized ambient effects. They’re a welcome, albeit unnecessary update to an already terrific song.

Get On Yer Bike Sample and Lyrics

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retroactive packing lightning
yeah you keep em distracted
hands at your hips, with parted lips
as your walking that whippet

hotel hopping puddle jumping
yeah your full of bologne
mad max in highway gear
all french colonial

on yer bike
get on yer bike
get on yer bike
get on yer bike

sad as cancer on a cracker
but your as bold as a panther
you got the will of a sailor
and the color of danger

finger flipping trust fund hippie
yeah your growing your beard out
as you rocket through jonskoping
yeah making em scream and shout

on yer bike
get on yer bike
gotta ride yer bike
get on yer bike

silly rabbit don’t you know these trix are for kids?
and the more you look the more that you get tripped
pool hall, dive bar, fashion mall, 7 eleven
on my back, like a monkey as we tear past all the tenants

(smooth as a greyhound)

politics be damned
we’re the children of 80’s
saki to me saki to me
so overrated

gym peddling, busted meddling
yeah you sleep at 4 seasons
as you smoke that marijuana
with your thirty diseases

on yer bike
get on yer bike
get on yer bike
get away on a bike

south of france, Amsterdam
down by the roadside
Budapest, Prague, London
riding on the wildside

we’ll take a train to transylvania
and overnight become catholic
til we’re caught by interpol
and were back at the racetrack

on yer bike
get on yer bike.

your legs hold me tight
your legs hold me tight