Special Agent Binky: Missing In Action

While on special assignment last night, investigating the Chuck-E-Cheese compound, special agent “Binky” bear went missing. He is presumed alive, but deep behind enemy lines. Authorities are not optimistic about his safe return. No group, neither foreign nor domestic, has come forward to claim credit for a kidnapping and no demands have been made.

Binky is survived by one 19 month old boy and should be remembered for his unfailing, yet short, devotion to him.