Ugh, I’m getting sick of all this junk about Obama – Teddy – Whoever care… in a nut shell, these are the current facts about the bill:
Written by a committee that admits they don’t fully understand it.
It will be voted on by a congress who hasn’t read it.
Funded by a treasury secretary who doesn’t pay [...]

Who am I? They often tell me
I stepped from my cell’s confinement
Calmly, cheerfully, firmly,
Like a squire from his country-house.
Who am I? They often tell me
I used to speak to my warders
Freely and friendly and clearly,
As though it were mine to command.
Who am I? They also tell me
I bore the days of misfortune
Equally, smilingly, proudly,
Like one [...]

[Spend your time] looking for yourself and you will find, in the end, only loneliness, despair, rage, ruin and decay. But look for Christ and you will find him, and with him everything else thrown in.

Death really is the great equalizer in life. There is no coming back from it. No one person is excluded from it. Eventually it will catch up with us all. I think it’s funny how we treat people who have died. We dress the dead in expensive clothing, laying them in expensive caskets, and bury [...]

xkcd (yet again) has created a spot on comic about us computer guys and how we’ve been seen to be know-alls for the entire computer science industry. Click on it to view it’s full size.

And just in case you’re not sure how to read flow charts, they have an instructional comic for that too: